Look! A Ruse.

Launch Operation: Captain Morgan.

Cobra Commander, In Training

Just fake the mask.

Sham Wow: Chinese for "Life Or Death"

TRAINING SCENARIO - You walk in your front door and are immediately confronted by Vince The Slap Chop guy. He is overly excited and yells that he wants to show you his 'Schticky'. He does not show his hand when you demand to see it. Shoot or Don't Shoot? Discuss.

Sham Wow: Chinese for "Life Or Death"

Man Secret #32

Man Secret #32: Guys really love to BBQ hot dogs. It makes us feel awesome. We are convinced that we're cooking something impressive like pasta in water with sauce from can (my specialty). We like to believe BBQ is highly complex when all we really are doing is taking formed reconstituted meat-like product and making really warm.

A quick question…about smoke.

Still trying to locate the point in history when blowing smoke into the rectum of another in which to distract or undermine said other party reached such a height of popularity as to warrant a colloquialism.  Additionally, at which point did said colloquialism transfer to an inquiry for clarification as to whether or not another is attempting to blow smoke into your own rectum in order to distract or undermine?

Click Dark. The New DC Comics.......hero?

Those bastards just can't leave a good thing dead.