Sunday, September 11, 2011

9/11 by the numbers.

My two cents.  Ten years ago today twenty worthless people took four planes and flew them into two towers in New York, one Pentagon and, eventually, one field in Pennsylvania (after being hijacked back from the hijackers by brave Americans).  In the process they killed over 2900 people including over 340 firefighters and 60 cops.

Today, we remember the brave men and women who answered their radios and went towards the crash and towards the fires.  Their memory and legacy lives on with all that drive toward the danger because it’s a duty and a calling.

Final Numbers:  The two towers burned for 56 minutes and 102 minutes.  And I’m willing to bet that at least ONE Quran, Kuran, Koran, Qur’ān, Coran or al-Qur’ān went up in flames by the hands of the dirtbags.  I guess the rest of these guys should be pretty pissed with their own then shouldn't they?  They probably aren't.  But, that's my two cents.

Forgive, whatever.  Forget, Never.

Monday, September 5, 2011

'If' by Rudyard Kipling - My favorite.

Following The Bible, there are few books or documents that stand as "Instructions For Life" for a growing boy. This one, written in 1895, has always been one for me.  If you have a son.  Read it to him.  A lot. Give him a copy.  Put it on his wall.  He will thank you for it.  And when all hell is breaking loose, read it yourself.  God knows I still do.     


IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Demographic Tectonics - Or how I learned to love something birthdaylike

Demographic Tectonics

As my birthday draws near, I have chosen to mark yet another passing of the Earth around the sun.  And I am troubled.  So troubled.  Its not that I am aging in general, or even the specific year of which I am about to achieve.  I am only turning 35, somewhere between here and there.  What weighs down upon me like a stone is the fact that I…….I…….I’m exiting a key target demographic.

You see, this is America.  And the most important thing about you in America isn’t what you do, who you vote for or how you feel about light bulbs.  The most important thing about you and me in America is what target Demographic you and I fall in to.  And for the last 50 years, the single greatest, the single most important, the bestest, the most significant demographic to live in has been the 18-34 age group!

The 18-34 demographic has shaped the American society we have lived in for years in many ways.  Think about it.  Everything from the car you drive to the food you eat, to the beer you drink, to the water you drink, to the movies you watch, to the $250 running shoes you……..well, run in, have all been decided by trends and data extrapolated from the choices of the 18-34 demographic.  During the last sixteen years of my life, I have been part of the most significant age group in American Society.  It’s enough to scare the hell out of all of our grandparents.

Now you, being a reasonable person of sound mind, will probable relate to me that I will simply move on to a new demographic.  And in some areas of study, you would be correct.  But, in most cases, the next significant age demographic is not until 40.  That is what, like 7 or 9 years away!  So, American society is throwing me out into a void, a limbo, a chasm between significance!  My opinion on movies, and water, and beer and cars won’t matter until I’m 40.

I have to admit, though, this journey of insignificance will actually be quite easy.  And good training as well.  You see, I drink cheap water, cheap beer, I do own a truck that was pretty popular when I bought it, but it’s paid for now and I’m not getting another one.  So, to the powers that be, my opinion has been pretty worthless for years.  Thinking about the future, I have two daughters that will someday be teenagers.  So, this is the good training for the future when my opinion will definitely be useless.

I guess it’s not so bad after all.  No real reason to lament or create the illusion of wailing and mashing of teeth in response to this birthday.  But I am leaving a significant period of my life.  And the powers that be will not need me until 40.  The flip side is that they will really love me when I am 50.  50+ is the NEW power demographic thanks to the baby boomers.  And I’ll definitely have plenty to say to them when I get there.  Of course I’ll have plenty of gas as well.  I wonder what demographic that will put me in.  Probably one on my own.

-dave
 

I'm there, somewhere.

pic from jimbenton.com

Monday, July 4, 2011

What the 4th of July means to California.


What the 4th of July means to people throughout California

Sacramento County: Time to screw the budget up.

Los Angeles County: Time to release the rest of the crappy movies.

Riverside County: Time to buy new Red Phosphorous.

Sand Diego County: Time to laugh at the thought of air conditioners.

Imperial County: Time to clean up after the old people.

Inyo County: Time to drive 400 miles for dinner.

Tulare County: Time to spray cotton and figure why your 15 yr olds are pregnant.

Fresno County: Time to get the hell out.

Mendocino County.  Time to change the bong water.

Siskiyou County: Time to request seceding to Oregon….again.

Kern County: Time to remember what the sky looked like. 

San Francisco County: Time to ban something else unnecessarily....and kick out the homeless.

Alameda County: Time to listen to Al Davis tantrum........again.

Santa Clara County: Time to play out that whole Silicon Valley thing again. 

San Benito County: Time to remind California there's a San Benito County. 

Butte County: Time to remind everyone that its not Butt County.  

Nevada County: Time to request seceding to Nevada.......to make the stationary easy.

Solano County:  Time to tour the Jelly Belly and Budweiser plants.......again.

Orange County: Time to build The Curtain higher.

Marin County: Time to nap with the doors unlocked then leave for Europe.





 Happy 4th of Something, Man!


I'll fill the rest in later. Send your angry letters to Me.  I'll respond in your dreams.

-Flava Dave, The best Dave in California