Super Bowl Capitalism.

The Super Bowl really is the last true stronghold of western Capitalism. I imagine the ghosts of Vince Lombardi, Al Davis and so many others festooned in fur coats, giant two-tone neon afro wigs pointing giant foam fingers at the selfish, fun-stealing socialist scurges so pervasive in our land. And I can hear them scream in unison in Gandalf tones, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

RUDY: The Cliff's Notes Version

I want to play football. You can't play football. I want to play football. You can go to school but you can't be on the team. I want to play football. You can be on the team but you can't play. I want to play football. Ok, go play football.

Watch it.  Feel Good.  Rinse. Repeat.