Sunday, February 5, 2012

Super Bowl Capitalism.

The Super Bowl really is the last true stronghold of western Capitalism. I imagine the ghosts of Vince Lombardi, Al Davis and so many others festooned in fur coats, giant two-tone neon afro wigs pointing giant foam fingers at the selfish, fun-stealing socialist scurges so pervasive in our land. And I can hear them scream in unison in Gandalf tones, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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