Here's what you missed...........well, you didn't really miss it..
North Korean leader Kim Jonah Hill addressed his people today. Apparently it was to order a No. 1 combo from In-N-Out with a coke.
When teaching children to sing their ABC's, replace the rapidly sung LMNO with Enema. Then just sit back at laugh.
2,237 people are still checking for Youtube and FB uploads of them drunk in front of a bar screaming, "TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! WE ARE YOUNG!!"
Just think, if Dr. James Naismith had picked a different receptacle, all the cool kids would be wearing Nike Air Jordan Trash Can Shoes.
"For the last time, Ted and Wilfred are NOT the same!!, Dad!!" - Drunk Seth Rogen
Extra verses to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba #NeverBeenGoogled
The problem wasn't that James Cameron dove to the bottom of the ocean to show off for his ex-wife, the problem was that he came back.
The fact that Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie did not get married this weekend is a slap in the face of the Titanic legacy - #DrunkJamesCameron