The 12 Days of Compton - Dave remembers Christmas in L.A. from days of yore!

On the 12th day of Compton, my homies gave to me....

12 40's of King Cobra
11 peeps out of prison
10 blunts a smokin'
9 ladies a lap-dancin'
8 Baby-mommas milkin'
7 Cops be profilin'
6 Keys of smack
5 Golden bliiiinngs.......yo!
4 Call girls
3 French Fries
2 Purple kool aids
And I'm not the Baby-Daddy says Maury

Alternate ending!

And a Ford Escort painted like a Bentley!

Merry Christmas! Word to your mother, one and all!